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Naked Police to support World Naked Bike Ride-Brighton

 

uncomfortable in clothes

"uncomfortable in clothes"

 

The World Naked Bike Ride Brighton will for the first time in it’s six year history be supported by naked police officers.

As many as 1,000 naked cyclists will meet at The Level and begin their naked bike ride and site-seeing tour of Brighton on June 14th. Due to large number of people involved and the possibility of traffic snarl-ups police will be needed to accompany the ride. Some of the police officers are said to be uncomfortable in the presence of so much bare flesh and so many pink-bits.

Police psychologists advised the officers that if they were naked themselves then this would help them overcome their anxieties.

Some issues yet to be resolved include how the naked police will be identified. Here are some of the suggested solutions…

  • Police Helmets
  • Specially designed police badge nipple tassels
  • Blue body paint
  • Identifiable police socks

The current police contract does not allow for police officers to be paid if they are not in uniform. This could become a sticking point in what is otherwise a widely accepted and progressive piece of community policing.

To read the official stuff on the Brighton Naked Bike Ride this also has thousands of photos of last years event.

Written by The Hussy
 

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