Miss Aniela

“Naked, turned on Lolita, who lies on a sofa”

I got that quote from her blog, but to be fair there are worse ways of getting a name for yourself than exhibiting online photos of yourself naked. Miss Aniela – Flickr Queen - sprung to fame by snapping self-portraits and displaying herself on flickr. She became remarkbely famous with at least a squllion followers. The “would she be famous if she was a self-portraiting old man posing in his underwear” type arguments are too obvious to even waste time discussing. After all, it’s all about empowerment – ask Gok Wan – what can be more empowering than stripping, snapping and flauniting yourself before millions of droolling flickr fans -you go girl!

Miss Aniela in Ugg Boots

Aniela

Aniela got so famous so quickly she actualy lost her head. In order to become more grounded she seconded herself to 40 days wandering the desert naked. Ever the artists, she decided to take her camera with her, the result (above) shows Aniela resting after encountering a mountain lion. The scratches on her back were actually caused by the rough licking of the lion’s tongue. Such is the price of internet fame that even a solitary, roaming mountain lion is aware of flickr girl.

Flickr Girls

Due to popular calls for her time she was forced to replicate herself, and so waas born Flickr Girls – identical Anielas – seen here resting after trying each other out.

And anyway, despite Impure Art being a “naughty little gallery”, the upcoming exhibition has not much of the turned on Lolita content. Actually, what is the age limit on Lolitaness? I would assume it was sixteen. If that bit was a lie, maybe she wasn’t even turned on. Bloody hell, who can you trust if it isn’t a naked lady on a couch?

Martin Schreiber, Nude Madonna

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“I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous”

…well it worked for Madonna

Madonna  nude in Brighton. Well not really, but she has been nude lots of other times.

Recently, photographs of Madge’s Vad sold for $37,500 dollars. The photos were taken in 1978 by Lee Friedlander, but just gathered dust in a large porn-pile. Her fame in 1985 was sufficient to see them published in Playboy. She also found time to get naked for Bill stone in 1978; Penthouse published these images in 1985.

Bill Stone

Martin Screiber took the Impure images in 1979, when Madge was a year older and a year wiser. By this time she had lerned that for $25 dollars you keep your legs closed. She had also reached a level of professionalism whereby live animals could safely be incorporated into a photoshoot. These shots found their way into main-stream porn in 1986.

Martin Schneider, 1979

I note in passing the natural, unmanaged pubic hair in these images. It has been commented – by people that really have no idea what they are talking about - that the modern trend for depilatory styles will lead to future generations becoming naturally hairless through genetic inheritance.

Friedlander

Martin Schreiber, Nude Madonna

Helmut Newton

Helmut Newton, Madonna Nude

www.madonnashots.com has every photo ever taken of dear old Madge.

The exhibition is on at the Impure gallery throughout May www.impureart.com