Sex Slaves I’ve Known
Sex/Domestic Slaves
That I Have Known
Letiticia (Image by Manel Ortega)
Everyone knows the bit in the excellent movie ‘Personal Services’ where a triumvirate of elderly gardeners ask the character played by Julie Walters (Cynthia Payne of luncheon voucher fame) how much the fee would be to tend to her ‘vegetable patch’ (crikey missus !!). She responds somewhat confused and perturbed, by virtue of the fact that she thought they would be doing it for nothing—out of the goodness of their heart so to speak. She need not have worried, for they felt such honour to serve, that they wanted to pay HER for the privilege.
Nice work if you can get it, especially if you cannot get the staff.
Unfortunately, life does not always imitate art, at least, not in MY experience.
Let us take the: would- be domestic slave who rings (’the premiere erotic service provider’) with the offer to ‘do all the jobs you don’t like to do’. This is so utter bollocks it is like Mr Hitler suggesting he pop over to Poland for a ‘chat and a nice cup of tea’. Once the Trojan horse with his mop and cleaning equipment is parked up nice and cosy in the town square, the REAL agenda begins.
They do not want to, ’serve Madame’ at all, they just want to be a bleedin’ nuisance all day long, they do not want to pay the going rate for Madame’s time, and they do not deliver the ‘domestic slave’ goods.
the whole point in HAVING a slave, sexual or otherwise was to a have what you want when YOU want it
A case in point was an erstwhile ’slave’ from Portsmouth (or was it Southampton?) who demanded to be allowed to serve me, and ‘anybody else you know’.
‘OK pal’ I thought, and he duly arrived with his own chamois leather, set of dusters and bucket. ‘You can start by cleaning those windows’ I barked. He was useless, (as in peering dolefully inside at yours truly) and to make matters (and my windows) worse, within 2 hours of him having departed—- it chuffing well rained.
The very next day, I rang said ’slave’ to mention the precipitation, and explained that my windows needed a right going over (again).
It appeared that this was none too convenient for ‘his nibbs’…so I said: ‘Well, in that case, send me £20 so that I can fire you!!’
I thought the whole point in HAVING a slave, sexual or otherwise was to a have what you want when YOU want it. The would be slaves seem to turn this quaint notion on its head.
The sight of a 12 inch ’strap on’ is a great leveller
Many moons ago, when, amongst other things, I joined a dating agency as research, (honest guv) for my book Body Worship,
one bright spark decided that he would like to be my ‘beck and call’ boy…..as in, any time I wanted a right seeing to, he demanded to be just the lad to do it. The problems arose when I actually decided to take him up on his fine offer. He was never available. Terms and conditions are ALWAYS written in minuscule print, and for these ‘likely lads’ it should read: ‘Give me one month’s notice so that I can explain my absence to the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/lager lout mates/’et al.
It is not as if I have demanded to treat blokes this way, their request has always been taken at face value, especially, if they were paying for this ‘Jill of all trades and Mistress of very few!!
Take the guy who demanded to be ‘used as a door mat’. I literally walked over him with my stilettos, beat him, gave him a liberal pasting with a very stiff brush, rolled him up and shoved him in the cupboard. He was not best pleased. Nor was the gentleman who, being ‘bi-curious’ wanted to know what it felt like to ‘get f*cked’.
The sight of a 12 inch ’strap on’ is a great leveller and the role play was abandoned before it had begun.
‘But I thought that was what you WANTED’ I cried in exasperation. His reply was that it was: ‘A bit too real’
I finally gave up on the ‘Let me pay you money so you can use and abuse me’ shtick, when the guy who made it to page 189/190 in my Body Worship book (oh, come ON, I have to plug it a much as I can!) gave such a perfunctory performance of cleaning my windows at 10.30 in the evening, that for his sins, I decided he should ‘clean the bird-shit off of the patio’ of my (then) neighbours Ken and Harry.
They have ever since christened him: ‘the Oxo gravy man’…because of his physical appearance (bald head and moustache).
Oh yes, we are not talking ‘Butlers in the Buff’ here, we are talking ‘Mr Bean meets a warthog
That is why I do not understand the reticence on their part, for a task which they have assiduously applied for!!
I’m tellin’ ya, YOU CANNOT GET THE STAFF.
Letitcia
Author of: Body Worship (True stories of a Sex Goddess)
www.brightonbodyworship.com/book
Photo by Manel Ortega see more on Flickr
What's on your mind?
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July 1st 2009 | 1
roger says:
You are a bit of an puzzle..
But still my fantasy.
You have most probably heard this many and myriad ways, but you are.
My name is Roger I have lusted after you for yrs. I have never managed to fullfill my self.
I have no problem with my life except for one interminable thought.
I want you.
As you are……….. resplendant, rebellious,Mature sexual royalalty yet still a minx?
Seeing the golden yrs but still giving the golden showers. You are my total fantasy woman………….What is wrong with the post apocoyliptic generation that annoys the hell,out of me? (health and safty ) What is that? it is not What can I do to meet you my sweet ideal? -
roger says:
I also have to admitt to making and owning M.U.D. in Manchester some yrs back (Google it) I built in association with Fetters, and an ex of mine Mistress Nirvana . I left it behind for various shit. But I could never get your image out of my mind . Obsessing as to my Ideal sexual partner.. maybe.
I sent an E.Mail in 2005? oh my god. I dont have the kahunas to see you.. My heartbeats like a drum when I see the pics .. what is wrong there then? Regards Roger. x -
roger says:
Oh and I can .. to, what degree is your call. I am older but was a male ( for female) escort in Israel Tel Aviv for some time 2 yrs Which says a lot when all Isreali guys think they have the market… no… ..Great time.. also,in Eilat for a yr or so We are very similar. but so apart……
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manel ortega says:
Very nice picture.
Could you please credit me for it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/manelortega/415797426/Thank you,
manelortega
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roger says:
What do you think…?
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roger says:
When you go to sleep whom do you think of, and why. Is that pesonal. so be it. x
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roger says:
Aploigies for my grammaticerrorros..!I am nervous yet expextant for some kind of minimal reply ..your slave in mind and hopefuly in body, at some stage.I am financialy independant
Yours Roger. -
roger says:
I am your staff..9 inch 7 inch thick…. staff flying your flag of erotic non compliant eroticm wanteness. No shit.
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roger says:
Yes we all, know what a slave means in the non real world.. a sex addict who cant find what he wants with ( the wife.)and cant satisfy also…
I dont have that. I want you.. how can I achive it..? I want you….bad..Im will be anything you want but outside of it I am me.. know me..Know all.that is a usual man. nothing special. but good….. -
geneva escort says:
Sex slavery often happens into poor countries, some people using innocent child’s in order o earn money from their own profit, such a shame but this is so true.
