Lily Allen
Lily Allen
Lily the songstress talks with Allen the twitterer.
Lily: You’re losing control a bit and it’s really distasteful
Allen:Ok I’m going to bake a cake
Lily: You waste my time and waste my money
Allen: Oh well better than a poke in the eye with a shitty stick.
Lilly:Are you a weapon of massive consumption?
Allen: I just had breakfast, and my next meal will be …………. Breakfast, go figure
Allen: I’m so hungry, I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.
Allen: the restaurant is yum
Lily: Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don’t translate and it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touch
If it hasn’t been lyricised it has been tweeted. Good old Lily is just soooo down to earth. Oh I so hate being a celebrity. I am going to include my fans in minutiae and more. I am with you sister, if only i was’t so famous we could hang together.
Lily and Allen are both playing at the Brighton Dome tonight Friday 20th March. but as the whole concert will be twitted to you anyway you can save your money.



