Miss Aniela

“Naked, turned on Lolita, who lies on a sofa”

I got that quote from her blog, but to be fair there are worse ways of getting a name for yourself than exhibiting online photos of yourself naked. Miss Aniela – Flickr Queen - sprung to fame by snapping self-portraits and displaying herself on flickr. She became remarkbely famous with at least a squllion followers. The “would she be famous if she was a self-portraiting old man posing in his underwear” type arguments are too obvious to even waste time discussing. After all, it’s all about empowerment – ask Gok Wan – what can be more empowering than stripping, snapping and flauniting yourself before millions of droolling flickr fans -you go girl!

Miss Aniela in Ugg Boots

Aniela

Aniela got so famous so quickly she actualy lost her head. In order to become more grounded she seconded herself to 40 days wandering the desert naked. Ever the artists, she decided to take her camera with her, the result (above) shows Aniela resting after encountering a mountain lion. The scratches on her back were actually caused by the rough licking of the lion’s tongue. Such is the price of internet fame that even a solitary, roaming mountain lion is aware of flickr girl.

Flickr Girls

Due to popular calls for her time she was forced to replicate herself, and so waas born Flickr Girls – identical Anielas – seen here resting after trying each other out.

And anyway, despite Impure Art being a “naughty little gallery”, the upcoming exhibition has not much of the turned on Lolita content. Actually, what is the age limit on Lolitaness? I would assume it was sixteen. If that bit was a lie, maybe she wasn’t even turned on. Bloody hell, who can you trust if it isn’t a naked lady on a couch?