Vbites Vshites
Sushi trains have a reason, look, choose, eat, look, choose, eat… lots of small plates, lots of choice. But Vbites’ cupcake conveyor?
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At Vbites celeb-caf down by Hove lagoon you can sit and watch cupcakes chasing flapjacks around in circles. It is even less appealing than it sounds, they don’t even look like nice cakes. Dry. Drab. Dull.
It could be an orbital somewhere just outside the 7th ring of hell. A ring road of inedible nibbles orbiting for eternity.
Generation game pergatory, cupcake, flapjack, cupcake, flapjack. Don’t forget the cupcake, flapjack, cupcake, flapjack.
I am sure they taste nice, they just aren’t lookers.
On the plus side, the smell of sewage that drifts across this part of Hove lagoon isn’t always there if the wind blowing across V-bites is gusting in your favour.
Heather Mills describes the Vbites as innovative with a superb 21st century feel. So if putting a cupcake onto a conveyor belt is at the cutting edge of innovation, then how about if I was to put a fairycake onto a moped or sellotaping a sausage roll to a frisbee? These would surely have to be innovations of Nobel Prize winning stature.
Tags: Brighton Restaurants Reviews
What's on your mind?
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September 2nd 2009 | 1
DoFollow says:
Seems a little like a waste of energy, but I’m sure they have lured many hungry stomachs into purchasing one of those by just wheeling them around there. I would be hooked if I saw a red velvet go by.
~ Kristi
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Anna says:
Not something i wish to go through again! dry and tasteless.
