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White Air: Why not mix the music with the sport? Next weekend is the "most extreme music weekend in the UK". However without exception, the music stages and the extreme sportiness coexist but never overlap. This leaves the whole being less than some of it's parts - the festival a weakened strain of itself - a cake with no icing or cherry on ...
This is not some Jamie aping exercise, it is a truly original idea. Ainsley Harriott is coming to Brighton to campaign against the humble chip. The not-quite-celebrity chef has been struck by the idea that there are too many chips in circulation. And unless something can be done about it they will develop AI and start the Final War. Mr Harriot wants ...
Brighton Celebrates Our Armed Forces
The World Naked Bike Ride Brighton will for the first time in it's six year history be supported by naked police officers.
As many as 1,000 naked cyclists will meet at The Level and begin their naked bike ride and site-seeing tour of Brighton on June 14th. Due to large number of ...
This is the place that has the best teachers and charges the least money... Can you ask for any more? Beginners get to learn, learners get to carry on and there is room in there for the competent too. Classes run all day from sunrise 'till late. Why wold anybody want to go anywhere else? Well I suppose it does smell a bit, but maybe ...
Tim Dowling loves to google himself. But he has stopped, so he may never read this.
When not self-googling he champions ukulele players, throws out pot smokers and fills my Saturdays with the minutiae of his family life. If I was him I would also tell everybody about my life. Because I too would be payed to.
Tom Dowling, what ...
Find a Fluffing Job
Let's not get into why the job search has begun again for the 100th time let's see why it has become harder. So, after re-locating to Cardiff and joining hundreds of agencies
I resort to looking for a cleaning job, but alas, even the duster needs a levels now.
The phone rings and someone from an agency ...
Looking hot on Brighton beach....
When the sun comes out in Brighton, a certain buzz fills the air. The beach volley ball courts fill up, the live reggae music starts playing and people start wearing a great deal less.
After sitting in the sunshine for awhile on Sunday, drinking my ice-cold Bulmers, I couldn't help but notice that a few of ...
Pan-Asian Pants
Spin produced by Madame Geisha's PR team has sucked me into their vortex.
I was particularly struck by a full-page write up in a local free mag that was so conflated with praise a cynic might be mistaken for thinking that it wasn't a review at all but actually a ...
City Joins Lit-Fest Luvin In a noble attempt to bring culture to the masses, Cityreads is encouraging the entire population of Brighton and Hove to enter into a booklove orgy. The Richard-Judy-Oprah lit-fest is taking place throughout the city, during March/April/May. City Reads involves books being released in the city. Every resident will stumble over a copy, take home and read. ...
Dani and the Gypsies The sun has been shining for me this week so I have been mainly pleasuring myself on the seafront. As I strolled past the excrement of Duke's Mound cottage zone, I noticed that the council has thoughtfully provided a caravan park by the Black Rock trains station. They are to be commended ...
London 2 Brighton Today saw the first of this year's oddball migrations to the seafront. The Pioneer Motorcycle Run sent lovable eccentrics pootling down to Brighton on their pre-1925 motorbikes. Cute. There is nothing more endearing than a man so obsessed with his hobby that even his clothing and hairstyle is dictated by the era of his motorbike. From now until ...
World Court To Reclaim 14th March What did you get up to on 14th March 2009? If you went out it is safe to assume that Arthur Guinness was involved. If you were in Brighton you may well have been in the Boyce Street area for the largest Irish themed celebration in the south of England. St Patrick's day is the most ...
Charity Wankathon
Charity may begin at home but it is becoming impossible to keep it out of my home. It is seeping out through my television, computer and radio.
The Comic Relief - Red Nose Climb http://www.rednoseday.com/climb sums it all up. It's got middling celebrities earnestly saving the world by attempting a death-defying feat neatly packed, wrapped and distributed ...
Monkey Brain
I would like to begin by thanking the Hussy for giving me the opportunity to share my subtle yet profound thoughts with its readers.
My worldly experience does not amount to much, but that does not mean that I am not an important person. In fact it makes my opinions all the more important because they have not been tempered, ...
"brighton college is the perfect choice -
for every child"
so says the front page of latest homes magazine.
And solid gold is the perfect choice for every bath tap, winning numbers are the perfect choice for every lottery ticket, long is the perfect choice for any life, and 12" is the perfect choice for every penus.
This intelligent, balanced ...
Exclusive: Privacy on parade
We might be free but many commentators believe that in the light of the Max Mosley trial the press is becoming less so. So what shouldn’t you say? A good friend of The Hussy’s exclusively revealed to her that...
“I wouldn’t write ...
