KISS MY AURA DORA  The above Frank Zappa ditty continues with: 'M-M-M . . . its real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the floor-a? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna?' Yes, these are part of the wonderful song lyrics about a lady called: Dinah-Moe Humm. It seems she (Dinah) was making a $40 bet that a bloke couldn't make her 'come'. Gulp! What ...

                  Sex/Domestic Slaves That I Have Known   Everyone knows the bit in the excellent movie 'Personal Services' where a triumvirate of elderly gardeners ask the character played by Julie Walters (Cynthia Payne of luncheon voucher fame) how much the fee would be to tend to her 'vegetable patch' (crikey missus !!). She responds somewhat ...