What is going on the world? Not long ago, strip clubs were hidden in basements. They crawled out to street level but how about this for mainstream Platinum Lace are offering 2 for 1 dances this Saturday night. How close are we to inhabiting Gomorrah when crotch-rubbing scantily clad ladies are marketed like pizzas. Or am I being prudish and in fact encouraging 2 for 1 dancers to writhe in your lap is no different from asking for extra cheese on your stuffed crust?
But however odd it seems, a freebie is not to be sniffed at, so…
We have 4 tickets to give away for the launch part. This will get you in, get you some champagne and – if you think a lapdance is something that should be marketed in the same style as Asda economy sausages – it will get you 2 for 1 lap dances.
To enter answer this question…
Peter Stringfellow – who popularised poledancing in the UK – was famous for his ridiculous hair style. What fish was Peter’s hairstyle named after? Clue: it (almost) rhymes with bullet.
Answer by filling out the form below….
Details of the event:
Where: Platinum Lace, East Street Brighton.
When: Saturday 21st November, 8pm-5am
What: Free entry for 4 people, inc glass champage, free merchandise and giveaways. 2 for 1 dances before 10pm.
After you have entered, you will receive a confirmation email, make sure that this does not find its way into your junk folder.
Competition Closes: Thurs 19th November
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