Brighton and Hove Business Show
Smug Git - press the flesh
Luckily the recession is over, so now is an ideal time to sart a new business. The Bighton and Hove Business show will provide the ideal platform for entrepreneurs to trample all be fore them. No, fuck, hold on a minute. It’s not over yet. It’s not even begun properly. The business show must be an oppurtunity for business folk to compare the size of their mortgage arrears, play Top Trumps with unpaid invoices, doodle in each others empty order books.
Maybe the impending economic doom and spiralling unemployment should really be seen as an opportunity? Take an empty shop, make it full. I reckon there is still plenty of room in the Brighton for more cafes, all of those newly unemployed are gonna have to but lattes somewhere.
And don’t forget the speed networking event. One swift handshake, the flick of a business card and barely enough time to wipe yourself off before pressing more flesh. That’s it I get it now, must have misread the press release. It isn’t a business show; it’s a busyness show. Look at us aren’t we busy, yep- no sign of a downturn here, busy, busy, busy. The bad shit must be happening somewhere else… Worthing?
But it is free. Don’t look it in the mouth. Maybe you can pocket some samples at the Brighton and Hove Business show.
Opening times 11am - 6pm
Venue Hove Centre, Hove Town Hall, Hove, BN3 6AZ
Website www.brightonandhovebusinessshow.co.uk
Admission Free. To register, please visit here
