Where is the Green Party?

The use of colour as a weapon has not been seen in Brighton politics for twenty years, but all of that may be about to change…

As I am sure you are aware, political parties feel kinship with colours: Labour-red, Liberals-yellow, BNP-redwhiteandblue, etc. But few parties tie their colours to the mask with as much conviction as the Green Party. For the Greens it is not just a colour but a way of life, green-living, green-thinking, green-futures.

A new group that takes its colour seriously has appeared on the scene. The Brighton Green Party may well have been angered by the sell-out appearance of the Blue Man Group. Few political meetings on a local level can fill a pub, let alone the Brighton Centre. So the arena filling rallies may be set to make waves.

No spokespeople from anywhere had anything to say on the subject.

“They have not just played the colour card, but they have played it from the bottom of the deck” -Labour Supporter

“We are not racists, but we draw the line at Blue” -BNP fan

“We are true-blue so who the fuck are these cunts” -Conservative person

“I’m blue-dabba-deeda, da-da-badabba_deeda” -Someone or other

Of course if you think all of the above is nonsense; then why not join me in spoiling your ballot by writing “Fuck Off” on it.