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The Brighton Hussy

Brighton Comedy Festival 2009: It started without me…

The Brighton Comedy Festival kicks off tomorrow, and it sort of appeared without me seeing it coming.

Paramount Comedy pulled out of the festival because they didn’t find it funny anymore. And it seems they took the ad spend with them. Google “Brighton Comedy Festival 2009″  The Hussy is on the first page, for any large event this place is normally the preserve of tickets sellers and promoters standing to earn a butty by telling you how great everything is, oh yes it is, honest, but a ticket. But they aren’t there and I am.

I found a brochure for the festival in the Peter Pan playground, which is where you would normally expect to find a soggy porn stash. So, what does the brochure tell me…

There are 54 comics on the bill

Alan Carr is the most expensive ticket, £30

There are 7 funny women in Brighton this month

There are LOADS of comedy awards, most comics own one

Everyone can quote a 5 star review

If a comic hasn’t  been on TV they have been on Radio4

Radio 4 isn’t funny

Gay men are funny

Irish people are funny

Al Murray is second priciest, £25

Beauty is not an asset to comedy

Most of the female comics cost under £12

I am mainly looking forwards to Frisky and Mannish

 

 

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  1.   paul b says:

    £30?? thank feck I won mine..

    Even £25 for Al Murray is taking the pee- dont they know there’s a war on?

    er, I mean a recession.. same thing.

 

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