Brighton College
“brighton college is the perfect choice -
for every child”
so says the front page of latest homes magazine.
And solid gold is the perfect choice for every bath tap, winning numbers are the perfect choice for every lottery ticket, long is the perfect choice for any life, and 12″ is the perfect choice for every penus.
This intelligent, balanced well conceived cover line draws the reader in towards a full page of blathering gibber inside the magazine.
He squeals, “I can’t deny the pleasure of … churning out boys and girls who can pass exams but little else”
Now let us first assume that Brighton College is bloody marvellous, it should be as its charity status means every taxpayer in Brighton and Hove is giving it a leg-up.
But, the perfect choice for every child?? OK I choose it.
£24,000 per annum, that makes it near perfect for every child.
Please, can I join your brain factory?
But don’t let the money stop you; it really is the perfect choice for every child. So don’t go whinging coz you are being educationally buggered at Varndean; you are only there because you are not perfect.
See for yourself Brighton College
What's on your mind?
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January 21st 2009 | 1
Luke says:
Nothing is perfect for everyone, everyone is different. Most kids would probably be better off without a school education breaking their spirit anyway.
L.
