The Brighton Hussy

Ben Allen’s House

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If you only get a chance to go to one open house -which means you must be really-really busy- the The Hussy says go to….

Ben Allen’s House

It is a fucking huge mansion, the likes of which I forgot exist. There are probably still families of Victorian servants living in the house-bowels. Or maybe they have been replaced by eastern Europeans?

Anyway, the art is good, the house is nice and a very nice lady -maybe Mrs Allen?- served me big flappinjack (pictured above)

I did notice that Ben Allen is actually showing at two open houses, so maybe just the one fucking-huge mansion is not enough for him? Maybe he is becoming a property magnate? Is having two houses an Open House cheat? Does he get a second-home allowance for it? All these questions are yet to be answered…

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