Amstell in love with you
Simon Amstell is playing the Brighton Dome this October. My tickets are booked and ready, so I now have no problem with suggesting you get yourself a seat, because you won’t be denying me one. You really should go see this man. He is the reason Blue took so long to attempt a come-back, and Peter Andre had that potassium fit. He’s trying to put all that behind him now, and is offering himself up for ridicule instead. Makes me love him even more.
Oh Simon. Come live with me, and be my love. I’ll separate your curls each morning. Iron your shirt collars till you could slice a crusty loaf with them. Buff your tongue with vinegar and Jif Lemon, ready for a day of making acerbic comments. I’ll only try and shag you the once. OK, maybe I won’t learn from that, and get you drunk and try it again. But it’ll be love in its purest form Simon, and that’s what counts.
Yours Truly,
A (slightly obsessed, but not dangerous) Fan
Tags: Beachdownwriter, Brighton Comedy Festival 2009, Brighton Dome
What's on your mind?
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June 15th 2009 | 1
row says:
You’re SO in.
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tracey devlin says:
brilliant as ever!
